Privacy Policy: Let’s Keep Things Simple

Your privacy is as important to me as my morning coffee. When you leave a comment here, you’ll need to provide an email address. Why? It’s not because I plan to spam you (I can’t be bothered, frankly) or sell your email to a mysterious third party. It’s purely to ensure you’re a real human and not some bot trying to sell dodgy sunglasses.

If you choose to subscribe to posts, your email will only be used for that purpose—delivering updates straight to your inbox. Otherwise, your email just sits there, quietly minding its own business.

I’m not interested in chasing you down, sending you offers, or bugging you about anything. If you want to hear from me, you’ll need to let me know. Otherwise, we’ll leave each other in peace.

So, relax—your email is safe here. No nonsense, no funny business, just good vibes and better boundaries.